February 2012
I went to see Tangled originally with one of my best friends, Kellen, and he was super drugged out because he’d just gotten oral surgery. So he’s tripping hard and making me laugh even more than the movie itself did- and to be honest I actually love Tangled- and it’s one of my favorite memories of senior year.
So right before I graduated he bought me a tiny frying pan. Like a...
January 2012
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my roommate's response to the venting she heard me...
“If you need me to like sabotage anybody, like put something in their food or fuck ‘em up or something, just let me know. I’m here for you.”
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the holstee manifesto
This is your life. Do what you love, and do it often. If you don’t like something, change it. If you don’t like your job, quit. If you don’t have enough time, stop watching TV. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop; they will be waiting for you when you start doing things you love. Stop over analyzing, life is simple. All emotions are beautiful. When you eat,...
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“Write drunk; edit sober.”
– Ernest Hemingway
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"there once was an ugly barnacle. it was so ugly,...
forreal though.
i’m that barnacle. patrick was telling spongebob about ME.
this weekend after bridget left the party, i was ready to leave but i was smashed, so i found this kid from my morale committee who got me back to the party i started at… i mean, eventually. we wandered for a long time. and he punched a kid in the face to protect me from his creepiness. whatever. anyway.
i...
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